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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

Nuts and Butts

No way

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

So they tried

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are German films often so formulaic even though Germany is a European culture? I love them but they follow formula very closely like Hollywood. What are the best German films?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Warner Bros. Discovery Reworks CEO Pay, Reducing David Zaslav’s Massive Compensation - The Hollywood Reporter

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?