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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:30

Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?